orgasmic-humor:

This is so accurate it hurts

(Source: orgasmc-humor, via willlily)

(via m0rtality)

officially-undope:

Bros before Hoes
Junk before Trunk
Balls before Dolls
Compadres before I sleep with two Madres
Brad Pitt before Grab clit
These nuts before skinny sluts
Masterbate before I ask her to date
Beef stew before watching The View
Male erection before One Direction
Mario and Luigi before Thelma and Laweezie
Bert and Ernie before Squirt and Spermy
Man purses before regular purses
Sports before genital warts

penicillium-pusher:

Pride flags for some of the more so-called “unconventional” genders and sexualities. This is for the people who don’t always feel like they are welcome or a part of the LGBTQ+ community. We may not receive the recognition and representation we deserve, but that doesn’t mean we aren’t here. 

(via intertwined-and-overrun)

But we’re not stupid — we know we’re called Gred and Forge.

(Source: dvaco, via thepotteralliance)

  • me: no one ever texts me
  • *gets a text*
  • me: wtf do you want

h0odrich:

'hey whats up?'

'your time talking to me' 

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(Source: dolphinvera, via nayagasm)

actionables:

exclusive gif from Brazil vs. Germany game

(Source: actionables, via imbeingsounoriginal)

officialundertaker:

illaminati:

mcporno:

there has never been a cool person called eugene

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