men in greek mythology? scoundrels. just terrible. woeful social skills. murderers. kidnappers. violent misogynists. most of them… never described as handsome so we have to assume they were ugly.
narcissus? unproblematic. beacon of transformative self love. king of the swerve. gay icon. couldn’t recognize his reflection but neither can my dog, we aren’t holding that against him.
Narcissus wrote this
I refuse to believe Narcissus could read.
i’ve been thinking about this response for the better part of 2 hours and it hasn’t gotten less hysterically funny to me
I had no idea giant porcupines made fucking precious sounds
THAT’S THE SOUND IT MAKES!?!?!?
UN-BE-FUCKING-LIEVABLE
We got asked if this is cute and okay. I can very happily say yes, this is stupid cute and those are happy porcupine noises.
One of my favorite things about doing zoo work was all the noises you never realize the animals make when they’re excited or interested in a new thing. Coatimundis squeak and snuffle, and giant porcupines make that sound.
Omgggg the sounds.
Teddy is back on my dash and all is right with the world
it’s honestly crazy how many ppl u meet in your early twenties who have never been in love or been in a relationship or had sex and then you’re like oh it’s actually normal and social milestones actually mean nothing bc everyone is different and has different experiences. cool!
Casey and Izzie’s first kiss in the best wlw kiss I have seen in a very, very long time. It is amazing!
It’s full of passion, longing, desire. You can feel the outpouring of all their emotions in the kiss. Plus, it’s long. They kiss for an extended amount of time.
Guess I’m just used to seeing a smooshing together of lips that lasts five seconds.
Thank you to the writers and the director. Special thanks to Bridgette and Fivel for just going for it.
the reason i secretly like holiday meet-cute movies is not because they’re romantic. it’s because of their ludicrous, BALLS TO THE WALL insistence that there are VERY REAL and VERY POWERFUL SUPERNATURAL FORCES that will go to ANY McFUCKIN LENGTH to make wishes come true. like i have seen less commitment to magic as a plot device in actual genre fantasy media. almost literally every holiday movie is like:
secretly tenderhearted heroine who puts on a chilly facade because of her previous Disappointments: oh well. i know it’s silly to dream, because…. because holiday magic isn’t… real
holiday magic, bolting upright in rage: the FUCK i AIN’T
secretly tenderhearted heroine who used to love christmas but hasn’t been back to the farmhouse for years: i just don’t have time to fall in love, especially not… at this time of year…
holiday magic, flinging her soulmate from a whole other century bodily over the windshield of her car: INCOMING, BITCH
